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Funny Exam Papers

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Couldn’t resist sharing this:

Original Post: http://listverse.com/humor/33-funny-exam-answers/

  • The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is In the East and the sun sets in the West.
  • Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
  • Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son’s head.
  • Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: “Tee hee, Brutus.”
  • Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
  • Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
  • See original post for more :P

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    WTF? People actually use SMS-speak in Exam Answer Sheets!

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    I read in today’s Newspaper, that students use SMS speak in their exam answer sheets.
    I’ve seen people use it on forums, social network sites and IMs. Its so annoying, I find it impossible to resist making funny or sarcastic replies. I always use the dictionary feature on mobile phones while SMS’ing. What about you? :P

    CLICK HERE to read the Newspaper Article (http://www.deccanherald.com/Content/Jul62008/scroll2008070677256.asp?section=updatenews)

    Exceptions are LOLcats! dey lolcats iz cute, onlee hoomans b speek propr Englis :D

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    Hurray! Holidays!

    Finally Done with exams!

    Will be posting more often here :D

    Most likely AFTER I finish playing Call of Duty. Great game.

     
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