Funny Exam Papers

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Couldn’t resist sharing this:

Original Post: http://listverse.com/humor/33-funny-exam-answers/

  • The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is In the East and the sun sets in the West.
  • Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
  • Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son’s head.
  • Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: “Tee hee, Brutus.”
  • Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
  • Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
  • See original post for more :P

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